John vs. John

This SCREAMS FOR  Corinne's ATTENTION. 

“As for shock...Gottman's 'science' is to Gray's 'pop' what Badboy's 'Confessions' are to Japanophile 'bloggers'...”

Really. 

If you want 'proof', you can glance at this and see how the two Johns measure up (scroll down a little to compare sizes): 

John's & John's Johnson

(Didn't mean to be a 'dick' about that...was a mistake...link fixed
but you're going to have to do something gross 
after touching and pressing on the Johnson with your cursor....
you've got to click on Continue reading article to see the goods) 

Now, if you haven't read the article, go back and read it.  It's raw.

Old news for the people who kind of feel that it's too late, but new to those of us who kind of just got here (come back and don't tell me that 'Hawaii special' doesn't look good to you).

Okay, if you've gotten this far, here's a little bit to help those of you English teachers who just might be having trouble keeping it together until summer holiday begins (Hint: It's an A B C song...).

And for you folks who don't like 'Old School' like I do

you can see the technicolor version here: 

'Bim Bam Boom'

Anyway...